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hello it's michael. this is a cool website that you can go on if you want to read/view/experience the thoughts a real life guy named michael about all of the games he's purchased on steam and then never played. if any representatives from nalgene are reading this and would like to send me a new water bottle (mine is fine but i could do with a second one) please dm me on a different platform. anyway i hope you enjoy all of this